Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Life is Fe-Fe-Fe-Irony

Tonight I nurse my ulcer, it's now a funny colour.
It hurts me when I talk, so I think I'd rather not.


I start a new brog entry, to earn myself a penny.
And tell you something hairy, that makes me not so merry.

I bought a brand new mattress, it's thickness is the fattest.
From a humble and honest brand - it's made by Maliland.

The mattress is very firm so I don't have to squirm
To get a good position, to sleep in good condition.

But the mattress is very high, to it Nagalot decries.
She thinks it's very strange, and wants me to exchange.

I kept it stubbornly, and enjoy it with glee.
But just when all was well, my bed starts to rebel.

It's frame suddenly collapsed, and made my anxiety relapse.
Like in a conspiracy - Oh life is irony!

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